The Santabeard Kwyjiborax (Acollikwyjibo barbasantus) is a mythical fictional conjectural putative speculative chimerical species of primate which has no discernible neck and therefore could potentially be tentatively classified taxonomically as a theoretical member of the speculative hypothetical fringe group fictitiously known as acollids which are primates hypothesized as lacking necks anatomically if these creatures were assumed to be real biologically, and they are possibly theorized as being a conjectural chimerical hybrid of the equally fictitious Kwyjibo species well-known among fans for purportedly having an exceptionally enlarged and straight cranium structure morphologically according to pseudoscientific accounts and they additionally may bear some resemblance to the equally fictional Santabearded Evil Lorax fictional character because they have been loosely described as having a prominent santabeard facial hair structure covering their chin and they are alleged to have their head directly attached to their main body torso without any intermediate neck present anatomically, according to the limited folkloric accounts, and they are also often casually depicted as being quite remarkably short and stout in overall stature analogous to the classic distinctive body proportions of the original Lorax fictional character of Dr. Seuss fame it is frequently stated in the legends and they are regularly stated to be covered in orangish or russet fur or hairy integument reminiscent of the fur coat of the Lorax fictional creature across their body according to the sources of lore. However notably, one key distinction noted in the folkloric legends is that the Santabeard Kwyjiborax are usually stated to be far less abundantly covered in obvious fur or hair compared to the very shaggy, hirsute appearance commonly associated with the Lorax fictional character in the well-known stories. Supposedly due to their anomalous lack of neck and possession of a large, straight cranium structure morphologically along with having specifically four digits on each hand and foot skeletally, the Santabeard Kwyjiborax are said to occupy their own distinctive taxonomic genus whimsically named Acollikwyjibo which allegedly humorously references those several highly unusual morphological qualities found in unusual combination that are claimed to be rarely found among other primates if this mythical creature were presumed to have existence in reality.