General Information
Universe POG Juice / POGs
Species Type Hominid
Homeworld Earth
Environment Islands of Hawai'i
Intelligence Sapient
Biochemistry Carbon-based lifeform
Biological Information
Locomotion Bipedal
Feeding Behavior Herbivorous
Prey Guava, Orange, Passion fruit
Distinctive Features Intensely hairy body
Skin Color Caucasian skin tone
Lineage Information
Cultural Information
Alignment Neutral
Personality Peaceful
Language(s) Hawai'ian, possibly English (presumed)
Affiliation(s) Planet Trade Organization
Leaders Pogman (only known individual)
Sociocultral characteristics
Scientific Taxonomy
Planet Earth
Domain Eukaryota
Kingdom Animalia
Subkingdom Bilateria
Superphylum Deuterostomia
Phylum Chordata
Subphylum Vertebrata
Infraphylum Gnathostomata
Superclass Tetrapoda
Class Mammalia
Subclass Theriiformes
Infraclass Holotheria
Superorder Archonta
Order Primates
Suborder Haplorrhini
Infraorder Simiiformes
Superfamily Hominoidea
Family Hominidae
Other Information
Status Data Deficient
Creator Meadow Gold

Poglodytes are a species of subtropical, almost caveman-like hominids inhabiting the islands of Hawai'i. They are completely covered in hair which can appear golden or brown in color, with the exception of their arms and legs. At least some members are known to have a bulbous nose with an almost dog-like texture to it. Their culture seems to be entirely based around the creation of POG juice.

The Magic of POGEdit

In an enchanting world beyond the pineapple fields and rainbow gateway of Hawai'i, there's a magical village of Poglodytes. Each day our furry little friends gather a trio of fruits — Passion Fruit, Orange, and Guava — and make a one-of-a-kind fresh nectar affectionately called POG. Before sunrise, Poglodytes search orchards across the isladns to find the best ingrediencts, next they swirl in happiness and sunshine, and finally add the secret ingredient unique to Hawai'i: ALOHA — all that is good in the world!


While the creatures originate with the original POG drink produced by Meadow Gold as its mascot, the species was transferred over in the form of Pogman for the milk cap game children obsessively played in the mid-1990s.

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