| Loofer | |||
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| General information | |||
| Universe | The Maw | ||
| Classification | Loofer problematicus | ||
| Species type | Crowned Crane | ||
| Intelligence | Non-sapient | ||
| Biochemistry | Carbon-based lifeform | ||
| Biological information | |||
| Reproduction | Sexual; lay eggs | ||
| Locomotion | Bipedal | ||
| Lineage information | |||
| Related species | Whiffle Bird | ||
| Cultural information | |||
| Alignment | Neutral | ||
| Personality | Aggressive | ||
| Sociocultral characteristics | |||
| Scientific taxonomy | |||
| Planet | Earth | ||
| Domain | Eukaryota | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | ||
| Subkingdom | Eumetazoa | ||
| Infrakingdom | Bilateria | ||
| Superphylum | Deuterostomia | ||
| Phylum | Chordata | ||
| Subphylum | Vertebrata | ||
| Infraphylum | Gnathostomata | ||
| Superclass | Tetrapoda | ||
| Class | Aves | ||
| Superorder | Neoaves | ||
| Order | Gruiformes | ||
| Family | Gruidae | ||
| Subfamily | Balearicinae | ||
| Supergenus | Whiffleavis (Somarinoa, 2015) | ||
| Genus | Loofer (Somarinoa, 2015) | ||
| Species | L. problematicus (Somarinoa, 2015) | ||
| Other information | |||
| Status | Data Deficient | ||
Loofers are arrogant and quick to anger, and are considered highly dangerous for inexact reasons. For some reason, not a single Loofer has ever successfully been studied or examined; in fact, no ship or equipment has ever even returned from an exploratory mission involving them. Only one researcher has ever survived an encounter with a Loofer, and they were mentally broken by the experience, only able to stammer gibberish about "all those terrible eyes."