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|Origin = ''The Simpsons'' |
|Origin = ''The Simpsons'' |
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| − | |Alias = Homer J. Simpson |
+ | |Alias = Homer J. Simpson<br>Homersapien<br>Homo Neanderthalus <small>(Erroneous)<small> |
|Classification = ''Kwyjibo simpsoni'' |
|Classification = ''Kwyjibo simpsoni'' |
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| − | |Type = |
+ | |Type = Great Ape |
|Homeworld = [[:category:Earth Inhabitants|Earth]] |
|Homeworld = [[:category:Earth Inhabitants|Earth]] |
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|Environment = North America |
|Environment = North America |
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| − | |Intelligence = [[wikipedia:Sapience|Sapient]] |
+ | |Intelligence = [[wikipedia:Sapience|Sapient]] (Low intelligence) |
|Biochemistry = Carbon-based lifeform |
|Biochemistry = Carbon-based lifeform |
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|Discovered = January 14, 1990 |
|Discovered = January 14, 1990 |
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|Wingspan = |
|Wingspan = |
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|Locomotion = Bipedal |
|Locomotion = Bipedal |
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| − | |Diet = [[:category:Omnivore|Omnivorous]] |
+ | |Diet = [[w:category:Omnivore|Omnivorous]] |
| − | |Prey = |
+ | |Prey = Bananas<br>Donuts<br>Any fast food item<br>Beer |
|Predators = |
|Predators = |
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| − | |Distinctive Features = Fat, balding, particularly stupid |
+ | |Distinctive Features = Fat, balding, particularly stupid, lack of a chin |
|Eye Color = Black |
|Eye Color = Black |
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|Skin Color = Golden yellow |
|Skin Color = Golden yellow |
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+ | |Ancestor = [[Neanderslob]] |
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| − | |Members = Homer J. Simpson |
+ | |Members = Homer J. Simpson (not really, he's actually a [[Human]]) |
|Planet = [[:category:Earth Inhabitants|Earth]] |
|Planet = [[:category:Earth Inhabitants|Earth]] |
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| + | |Tribe= Hominini |
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| + | |Subtribe= Kwyjibina |
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|Supergenus = |
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|Genus = Kwyjibo <small>([[user:Somarinoa|Somarinoa]], 2014)</small> |
|Genus = Kwyjibo <small>([[user:Somarinoa|Somarinoa]], 2014)</small> |
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| − | |Species = simpsoni <small>(Somarinoa, 2014)</small> |
+ | |Species = K. simpsoni <small>(Somarinoa, 2014)</small> |
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{{quote|Uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!|Bart, fleeing his father}} |
{{quote|Uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!|Bart, fleeing his father}} |
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| − | The '''Kwyjibo''' (''Kwyjibo simpsoni'') is a species of great ape made up by Bartholomew |
+ | The '''Kwyjibo''' (''Kwyjibo simpsoni'') is a species of great ape made up by Bartholomew Jojo Simpson while playing Scrabble with his family to try and cheat his way out of the game. It counts for 22 points, plus triple word score, plus using all of his letters. |
They are big, dumb, balding North American apes with no chin and a short temper. |
They are big, dumb, balding North American apes with no chin and a short temper. |
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| + | ==Behavior== |
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| + | They are aggressive in nature, and their most preferred method of attack is strangulation. |
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| + | ==Gallery== |
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| + | <gallery> |
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| + | Homersapien.jpg|The kwyjibo's evolution |
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| + | </gallery> |
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| + | ==Trivia== |
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| + | * This creature was once mistaken for a [[Neanderthal]]. |
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[[Category:The Simpsons]] |
[[Category:The Simpsons]] |
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[[Category:Eukaryota]] |
[[Category:Eukaryota]] |
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[[Category:Earth Inhabitants]] |
[[Category:Earth Inhabitants]] |
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[[Category:North America Inhabitants]] |
[[Category:North America Inhabitants]] |
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| + | [[Category:In-Universe Fiction]] |
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Revision as of 14:17, 13 December 2021
| Kwyjibo | |||
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| General information | |||
| Universe | The Simpsons | ||
| Aliases | Homer J. Simpson Homersapien Homo Neanderthalus (Erroneous) | ||
| Classification | Kwyjibo simpsoni | ||
| Species type | Great Ape | ||
| Homeworld | Earth | ||
| Environment | North America | ||
| Intelligence | Sapient (Low intelligence) | ||
| Biochemistry | Carbon-based lifeform | ||
| Discovered | January 14, 1990 | ||
| Discoverer | Bartholomew Jojo Simpson | ||
| Biological information | |||
| Lifespan | Average human lifespan | ||
| Reproduction | Sexual; gives live birth | ||
| Average height | Human height | ||
| Average weight | Heavyset | ||
| Locomotion | Bipedal | ||
| Feeding behavior | Omnivorous | ||
| Prey | Bananas Donuts Any fast food item Beer | ||
| Distinctive features | Fat, balding, particularly stupid, lack of a chin | ||
| Eye color | Black | ||
| Skin color | Golden yellow | ||
| Lineage information | |||
| Ancestor(s) | Neanderslob | ||
| Cultural information | |||
| Alignment | Neutral | ||
| Personality | Short temper | ||
| Organization | Families | ||
| Language(s) | American English | ||
| Affiliation(s) | The United States of America | ||
| Capital city | Springfield, USA | ||
| Sociocultral characteristics | |||
| Members | Homer J. Simpson (not really, he's actually a Human) | ||
| Scientific taxonomy | |||
| Planet | Earth | ||
| Domain | Eukaryota | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | ||
| Subkingdom | Eumetazoa | ||
| Infrakingdom | Bilateria | ||
| Superphylum | Deuterostomia | ||
| Phylum | Chordata | ||
| Subphylum | Vertebrata | ||
| Infraphylum | Gnathostomata | ||
| Superclass | Tetrapoda | ||
| Class | Mammalia | ||
| Subclass | Theriiformes | ||
| Infraclass | Holotheria | ||
| Superorder | Archonta | ||
| Order | Primates | ||
| Suborder | Haplorrhini | ||
| Infraorder | Simiiformes | ||
| Superfamily | Hominoidea | ||
| Family | Hominidae | ||
| Tribe | Hominini | ||
| Subtribe | Kwyjibina | ||
| Genus | Kwyjibo (Somarinoa, 2014) | ||
| Species | K. simpsoni (Somarinoa, 2014) | ||
| Other information | |||
| Status | Least Concern | ||
| Creator | Matt Groening | ||
| First sighting | December 17, 1989 | ||
| Last sighting | Current | ||
| Possible population | 1 | ||
"Uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!" |
The Kwyjibo (Kwyjibo simpsoni) is a species of great ape made up by Bartholomew Jojo Simpson while playing Scrabble with his family to try and cheat his way out of the game. It counts for 22 points, plus triple word score, plus using all of his letters.
They are big, dumb, balding North American apes with no chin and a short temper.
Behavior
They are aggressive in nature, and their most preferred method of attack is strangulation.
Gallery
The kwyjibo's evolution
Trivia
- This creature was once mistaken for a Neanderthal.