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|Distinctive Features = Fat, balding, particularly stupid, lack of a chin
 
|Distinctive Features = Fat, balding, particularly stupid, lack of a chin

Revision as of 22:16, August 4, 2020

Kwyjibo
Homer Simpson
General Information
Universe The Simpsons
Aliases Homer J. Simpson
Classification Kwyjibo simpsoni
Species Type Great Ape
Homeworld Earth
Environment North America
Intelligence Sapient (Low intelligence)
Biochemistry Carbon-based lifeform
Discovered January 14, 1990
Discoverer Bartholomew Jojo Simpson
Biological Information
Lifespan Average human lifespan
Reproduction Sexual; gives live birth
Average Height Human height
Average Weight Heavyset
Locomotion Bipedal
Feeding Behavior Omnivorous
Prey Bananas
Donuts
Any fast food item
Bart Simpson
Distinctive Features Fat, balding, particularly stupid, lack of a chin
Eye Color Black
Skin Color Golden yellow
Lineage Information
Cultural Information
Alignment Neutral
Personality Short temper
Organization Families
Language(s) American English
Affiliation(s) The United States of America
Capital City Springfield, USA
Sociocultral characteristics
Members Homer J. Simpson
Scientific Taxonomy
Planet Earth
Domain Eukaryota
Kingdom Animalia
Subkingdom Eumetazoa
Infrakingdom Bilateria
Superphylum Deuterostomia
Phylum Chordata
Subphylum Vertebrata
Infraphylum Gnathostomata
Superclass Tetrapoda
Class Mammalia
Subclass Theriiformes
Infraclass Holotheria
Superorder Archonta
Order Primates
Suborder Haplorrhini
Infraorder Simiiformes
Superfamily Hominoidea
Family Hominidae
Genus Kwyjibo (Somarinoa, 2014)
Species simpsoni (Somarinoa, 2014)
Other Information
Status Least Concern
Creator Matt Groening
First Sighting December 17, 1989
Last Sighting Current
Possible Population 1

"Uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!"
— Bart, fleeing his father


The Kwyjibo (Kwyjibo simpsoni) is a species of great ape made up by Bartholomew Jojo Simpson while playing Scrabble with his family to try and cheat his way out of the game. It counts for 22 points, plus triple word score, plus using all of his letters.

They are big, dumb, balding North American apes with no chin and a short temper.

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