| Kwyjibo | |||
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| General Information | |||
| Universe | The Simpsons | ||
| Aliases | Homer J. Simpson | ||
| Classification | Kwyjibo simpsoni | ||
| Species Type | Great Ape | ||
| Homeworld | Earth | ||
| Environment | North America | ||
| Intelligence | Sapient | ||
| Biochemistry | Carbon-based lifeform | ||
| Biological Information | |||
| Reproduction | Sexual | ||
| Average Height | Human height | ||
| Average Weight | Heavyset | ||
| Locomotion | Bipedal | ||
| Feeding Behavior | Omnivore | ||
| Prey | Bananas (only known food) | ||
| Lineage Information | |||
| Cultural Information | |||
| Alignment | Neutral | ||
| Personality | Short temper | ||
| Organization | Families | ||
| Language(s) | American English | ||
| Sociocultral characteristics | |||
| Scientific Taxonomy | |||
| Planet | Earth | ||
| Domain | Eukaryota | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | ||
| Subkingdom | Eumetazoa | ||
| Infrakingdom | Bilateria | ||
| Superphylum | Deuterostomia | ||
| Phylum | Chordata | ||
| Subphylum | Vertebrata | ||
| Infraphylum | Gnathostomata | ||
| Superclass | Tetrapoda | ||
| Class | Mammalia | ||
| Subclass | Theriiformes | ||
| Infraclass | Holotheria | ||
| Superorder | Archonta | ||
| Order | Primates | ||
| Suborder | Haplorrhini | ||
| Infraorder | Simiiformes | ||
| Superfamily | Hominoidea | ||
| Family | Hominidae | ||
| Genus | Kwyjibo(Somarinoa, 2014) | ||
| Species | simpsoni (Somarinoa, 2014) | ||
| Other Information | |||
| Status | Least Concern | ||
"Uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!" |
The Kwyjibo is a species of great ape made up by Bartholomew James Simpson while playing Scrabble with his family to try and cheat his way out of the game. It counts for 22 points, plus triple word score, plus using all of his letters.
They are big, dumb, balding North American apes with no chin and a short temper.
