Homer Simpson
General Information
Universe The Simpsons
Aliases Homer J. Simpson
Classification Kwyjibo simpsoni
Species Type Great Ape
Homeworld Earth
Environment North America
Intelligence Sapient
Biochemistry Carbon-based lifeform
Biological Information
Reproduction Sexual
Average Height Human height
Average Weight Heavyset
Locomotion Bipedal
Feeding Behavior Omnivore
Prey Bananas (only known food)
Lineage Information
Cultural Information
Alignment Neutral
Personality Short temper
Organization Families
Language(s) American English
Sociocultral characteristics
Scientific Taxonomy
Planet Earth
Domain Eukaryota
Kingdom Animalia
Subkingdom Eumetazoa
Infrakingdom Bilateria
Superphylum Deuterostomia
Phylum Chordata
Subphylum Vertebrata
Infraphylum Gnathostomata
Superclass Tetrapoda
Class Mammalia
Subclass Theriiformes
Infraclass Holotheria
Superorder Archonta
Order Primates
Suborder Haplorrhini
Infraorder Simiiformes
Superfamily Hominoidea
Family Hominidae
Genus Kwyjibo(Somarinoa, 2014)
Species simpsoni (Somarinoa, 2014)
Other Information
Status Least Concern

"Uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!"
— Bart, fleeing his father

The Kwyjibo is a species of great ape made up by Bartholomew James Simpson while playing Scrabble with his family to try and cheat his way out of the game. It counts for 22 points, plus triple word score, plus using all of his letters.

They are big, dumb, balding North American apes with no chin and a short temper.