| Kwyjibo | |||
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| General Information | |||
| Universe | The Simpsons | ||
| Aliases | Homer J. Simpson | ||
| Classification | Kwyjibo simpsoni | ||
| Species Type | Great Ape | ||
| Homeworld | Earth | ||
| Environment | North America | ||
| Intelligence | Sapient (Low intelligence) | ||
| Biochemistry | Carbon-based lifeform | ||
| Discovered | January 14, 1990 | ||
| Discoverer | Bartholomew Jojo Simpson | ||
| Biological Information | |||
| Lifespan | Average human lifespan | ||
| Reproduction | Sexual; gives live birth | ||
| Average Height | Human height | ||
| Average Weight | Heavyset | ||
| Locomotion | Bipedal | ||
| Feeding Behavior | Omnivorous | ||
| Prey | Bananas Donuts Any fast food item Beer | ||
| Distinctive Features | Fat, balding, particularly stupid, lack of a chin | ||
| Eye Color | Black | ||
| Skin Color | Golden yellow | ||
| Lineage Information | |||
| Cultural Information | |||
| Alignment | Neutral | ||
| Personality | Short temper | ||
| Organization | Families | ||
| Language(s) | American English | ||
| Affiliation(s) | The United States of America | ||
| Capital City | Springfield, USA | ||
| Sociocultral characteristics | |||
| Members | Homer J. Simpson | ||
| Scientific Taxonomy | |||
| Planet | Earth | ||
| Domain | Eukaryota | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | ||
| Subkingdom | Eumetazoa | ||
| Infrakingdom | Bilateria | ||
| Superphylum | Deuterostomia | ||
| Phylum | Chordata | ||
| Subphylum | Vertebrata | ||
| Infraphylum | Gnathostomata | ||
| Superclass | Tetrapoda | ||
| Class | Mammalia | ||
| Subclass | Theriiformes | ||
| Infraclass | Holotheria | ||
| Superorder | Archonta | ||
| Order | Primates | ||
| Suborder | Haplorrhini | ||
| Infraorder | Simiiformes | ||
| Superfamily | Hominoidea | ||
| Family | Hominidae | ||
| Genus | Kwyjibo (Somarinoa, 2014) | ||
| Species | K. simpsoni (Somarinoa, 2014) | ||
| Other Information | |||
| Status | Least Concern | ||
| Creator | Matt Groening | ||
| First Sighting | December 17, 1989 | ||
| Last Sighting | Current | ||
| Possible Population | 1 | ||
"Uh-oh! Kwyjibo on the loose!" |
The Kwyjibo (Kwyjibo simpsoni) is a species of great ape made up by Bartholomew Jojo Simpson while playing Scrabble with his family to try and cheat his way out of the game. It counts for 22 points, plus triple word score, plus using all of his letters.
They are big, dumb, balding North American apes with no chin and a short temper.
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