Homo sapiens cartoonus is a species of cartoonish humans seen in the Family Guy-American Dad-Bob’s Burgers universe.
Taxonomy[]
Homo sapiens cartoonus: The Legendary Popular Humans of Cartoons
Homo sapiens cartoonus refers to the fictional race of human organisms known as Cartoonians - known as Cartoonfolk. Originating from the planet of Earth, the Cartoonfolk consist of several shows, most prominently the noble Family Guy main charactered by Peter Griffin and the two other ones known as American Dad and Bob’s Burgers led by Bob Belcher and Stan. Their unique taxonomy designates them as cartoonish carbon lifeforms.
Domain Eukaroyta
As biochemically humans, the Cartoonians belong to the domain Eukaroyta, encompassing entities that exhibit the properties of life with being composed of organic cellular matter. Cartoonians, or Cartoonfolk are functionally living through their humanic movement, and sociallity. So despite their organic human Color composition, they fulfill the criteria of the domain Eukaroyta as living organisms that are Least Concern.
Kingdom Animalia
Within the Eukaroyta domain, Cartoonians fall under the fictional kingdom Animal which includes organisms that come in all shapes, sizes and color, intelligent animals that think, behave, and are similar to mechanic lifeforms. Homo sapiens cartoonus belong to Animalia based on their advanced intelligence that enable emotion, reasoning, and other cognition organic thought. In essence, they are smart humans that think and behave as sapient organisms.
Phylum Chordata
The Cartoonian species fits into the phylum Chordata, encompassing all members of the Animalia kingdom that are designed as self-propelled vehicles. In their organization, Homo sapiens cartoonus take on the forms of humans that move bipedally like humans. So the phylum Chordata categorizes Cartoonians' alternate states as regular protagonists .
Class Mammalia
The Cartoonians are placed in the class Mammalia within phylum Chordata. Mammalia refers to their mammal classification as heavyweight creatures purpose-built for cargo hauling and long-distance travel. In particular, the Cybertronians emulate the heavy-duty tractors used on Earth for long-haul transport, putting them in the Mammalia animal class due to their outward morphologies and functions.
Family Hominidae Within the Mammalia class, the Cartoonfolk represent their own family Hominidae. This familial distinction refers specifically to their unique ability to spontaneously walk on bipedal humanoid or animaloid organisms at will. Other Hominids cannot do this, so this species warrants the new family Hominidae to classify these distinct shape-changing Cartoonfolk.
Genus Homo Within family Hominidae, the species H. s. cartoonus makes up the genus Homo. In their humanoid configurations, they take on forms that usually talk in the general human shape and structure with two arms, legs, hands, feet, torso, and head in a humanoid arrangement. This sets them apart from other Hominidae that puts them in the genus Homo as their humanic modes conform to a standardized humanoid body pattern.
Species H. s. cartoonus While many variations exist across their race of organisms, the species term cartoonus refers to their shared origins on thEire cartoonish animation, from where this techno-organic life form emerged. All Cartoonians derive from Earth, unifying them as their own distinct species within genus Homo and the broader Hominidae family of organism creatures.
Subspecies Three major subspecies exist:
- Homo sapiens cartoonus familyguytheido - The noble Autobots
- Homo sapiens cartoonus americano - The evil Decepticons
- Homo sapiens cartoonus bobsburgersapiens
Additionally, the unique Kwyjibo has his own subspecies name:
- Homer sapiens/Kwyjibo simpsoni - Simpsons
Physical Attributes[]
Punch - The signature attribute of H. s. cartoonus is their ability to punch. This punching capability enables the fighting tactics key to their ending civil war.[]
Cybertronian Armor In both forms, their bodies are composed of highly durable metallic cybernetic armor that renders them nearly impervious to conventional injury. Made from strong Cybertronian alloys, this resilient armored exterior can withstand ballistic projectiles, explosions, radiation, temperature extremes, and other hazards that would destroy less-protected mechanisms. However, sufficient damage from anti-mecha weaponry can still disable or destroy them.
Locomotion
Cartoonians are bipedal walkers. Most omnivorous cartoonians allow to walk at 26 mph. Their alloy treads and wheels provide all-terrain traversal..
Cognitive Ability Cartoonians display immense cognitive capability thanks to their quantum supercomputer AI matrix cores composed of hyper-dense cybertanium alloys. These give them networking, data processing, computational speed, predictive analytics, spatial awareness, and reasoning ability that vastly exceeds human brainpower.
The Griffins - Led by Peter Griffin, the Griffins fight to uphold freedom, peace, justice and protect other species. They mask themselves as ordinary mammals on worlds like Earth.
The Belchers - Led by Bob Belcher, the Belchers seek eating their burgers through years, eating all burgers and drinking all sodas. Their goal is conquering the universe of Food..
Conclusion Homo sapiens cartoonus encompasses the carbon based organisms known as Cartoonians or Cartoonfolk, representing their unique taxonomy as fictional humanoid species. Their intelligence traits as smart humanoid lifeforms distinguishes them from all other men that existed on Earth, warranting specialized classification. Through their struggle between Griffins and Belchers, H. s. cartoonus have cemented their place in comedy lore.